Crazy freaking CATS

OK,

so I had the weirdest night last night. After getting home on the last train from Kokura, then listening to my new records (Max Roach, totally drums!!) and kinda having a boogie by myself (sad I know), I had me some water and went to bed. Thats when i Start hearing this crazy rrrrrreeeeeeoooowwaaaaarrrrrrrrriiiiiiieeeeewwwwwwweeeeeerriiiiiiiiieeeeoeowwwww!!!!!!!!!!! Kinda noise out on the street (Im on the 2nd floor), at first i thought it was a baby crying but i quickly figured out it wasnt human and it was a couple of cats trying to freak each other (and me) out. I though, OK ill ignore it and theyll stop soon enough, WRONG!!! 20 minutes later they were still at it and then they actually started fighting.

I have to say, cats fighting at 3am has to be one of the weirdest scariest things i have ever heard, and it kept going and it sounded like it was right outside my apartment so i thought stuff this im gonna have a looksee, went out on my balcony and on closer investigation i see this regular size cat and think "hmph"

and then.....

the mother load crazy ass godzilla cat comes into view, seriously this cat must have been the size of a doberman (no joke) it was without a doubt the biggest cat i have ever seen, a rottweiler would have freaked out. unforrtunatly by that stage they had finished their fighting and all they were doing was posturing and making crazy meowing noises, i tryed to get a photo but it was too dark and they were a little too far away for the flash, and to be honest i was a little freaked out to try go out onto the road and get a closeup of this cat, um and so yeah thats it, was quite surreal, maybe i dreamt it


so, conclusion is: Cats are totally bad ass and you should not mess with cats cos they will F$%& you up, they are way more badass than dogs. Therefore, cats rule.

Night night

Gary (dawg hater)